Dearest Reader, forgive the extended absence of this blogger from his blog, but, alas, I have been overwrought. You may recall that several weeks or months ago I ordered a complete census of all my toys, calling upon them to gather themselves in groups at a number of sites, baskets, toy boxes, and wells. (Yes, there appear to be no fewer than three wells of toys).
How have things been going? Don't ask. A more cantankerous and undisciplined bunch of fools you will never encounter. Can't anybody here speak Dog? Or English? When I say gather yourselves in groups like all the frogs in one place, all the sponges in another, can't anybody tell what group they belong to? I mean, the sponges came close to some semblance of order, as shown above, but you will notice one is missing - Spongebobby - so we shall have to do the count all over again for the fortieth time.
As for the rest, you can see for yourself. Pigs, frogs, seals, birds, moose, mammoths, all mixed up. I have lost count, even with Bear's assistance, on at least one hundred attempts. Should I ask "him" for help? NEVER! NEVER EVER!!
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