Am I Beautiful, or What?

Next question...

I knew it!

"He" told me the odds of encountering terrifying sea creatures were slim and here aren't they posting blogs on my blog!

THE HORROR!!!

How sad that the sleep of the innocent and truly adorable should be troubled by such visions.  But this is always the way, isn't it?  I mean, I mean...  Well, I could go on at some length upon this topic, but why bother.

From the "Sarcastic Fringehead Forum"

Woe is me.  Lambasted YET AGAIN online by a heartless little troll named "Pip" (ridiculous name if I do say so...)

Can I help how I look?  I try to do the best with what the good Lord gave me and I'm told by my confreres that, for a "Fringe" I'm not too hard on the eye (!) yet it never fails that just when I am starting to gain some confidence along comes some little smartass to ruin my day!

Frankly, if I looked like an albino squirrel I wouldn't be so quick to launch "clever" bot mot's at other folks just trying to survive.

Troubled Sleep

OK.  This was scary.  I was sleeping peacefully on my brown sofa.  "He" was surfing the Internet.  Then this horrible vision assaulted by senses.

Dear readers, you know how much I abhor violence in any form.  But this was bad all around.  I couldn't sleep for several hours and then the nightmares.  "He" assures me the likelihood of encountering such a creature is remote.  Still, they exist, don't they?  A piece of knowledge I wish I had not acquired.

Many Deep Thoughts

So many responsibilities.  So many considerations.  So much to blog and so little time.  Have to lie back and get my bearings, so to speak.

Touching yout tongue to your nose is supposed to...

Pull up a droopy chin line. 
With my extra long tongue I find it to be a very easy and pleasant exercise in the name of beauty.
After all, I'm not getting any younger...