On Guard

As you can see, I have my hands full here.  This is a big job.  Lots of responsibility.  OK.  Maybe I'm a little touchy about strangers passing by, but I am only little and, as I have noted above, I have my hands full here.  Front windows and back deck.  I can hardly get any sleep.

I Am Happy

Whether it is answered prayers or the swift intervention of some other powers I do not know.  However, "Fat Sparrow" has moved on.  In short, we have not seen or heard him in two days.

We wish him well in more appropriate abodes.  Which is to say nowhere near our peaceful deck.

We are happy now, Bubba and I.

My Enemy - I Have Seen HIm, It Is Him

OK.  I have never had a problem with birds of any sort, but this guy takes the cake.  I mean, he is flying around my deck when I am trying to take a nap or share a cheese sandwich.  He never shuts up.  What is the problem?

Hey, I have had it.  He is on the hit list.  His number is up.  Hasta la vista, baby!

If only I knew a good cat.  Someone reliable.  Someone with restraint.  After all, we are not murderers.  Alas...

Among Friends

Is there anything better than having a nap among friends like Turtle, Bear, and Miss Piggy?  I think not.