Sunday, June 28, 2009

Dogs are idiots!

How boring to have "literalists" clogging up the planet, isnt' it??

Of course we were referring to "daylight" as opposed to "24 hour days." Its a common use of the word - for SANE PEOPLE, that is. But, you see, that is the very PROBLEM with dogs - they are DOGS, and you know what that means? Whenever something is really lousy - what is it called but a "DOG"???
And, appropriately so, we might add.

NEXT CASE!!!!

Sheesh!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Cats are Dumb


OK, OK, I don't mean to be offensive, but this cat in the previous post is really a bit of an alarmist. Everybody knows that the day is always 24 hours in duration.

And what is the big deal about daylight. I mean, yeah, it is depressing when it is cloudy and all that, but really, what good is it otherwise. You wake up around 9 or 10, have a bit of lemon biscotti dipped in just the right amount of coffee, then you plop yourself on your hassock and pillows in the window and catch some rays so your nose leather looks sharp.

Then you have a little breakfast and sleep up in bed for 5 or 6 hours, then you have dinner and play with Spongebobby and nap. Then you go upstairs and play some fetch, nap, play some more fetch and other games, nap, then you hit the hay again until morning.

On a good day, you go to the park or for a ride. On a really good day, you get to bark at a lot of dogs who walk buy or at people you do not like. So what is the big deal here. Much ado about nothing.

Uh, oh....Fall is coming on fast!


The days will, officially, begin to get shorter again starting TODAY!




"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may..."

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Well, WHAT can we say?


We LOVED "Billie Jean."

He beat Torrie? No way!!!


Our girl, Torrie, should have won!

She did everything he did and she's a GIRL! Just - like Ginger Rodgers with Fred Astaire.

Everyone knew Ginger was a better dancer.

We smell rampant, nation wide voting sexism here and we DON'T like it!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The dog days of summer are here....


I'm prepared, 'though:

pitcher of sangria

new flip flops

new tennis ball

jacked up the air conditioning

new pillow

full bowl of dried organic treats


BRING IT ON!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Patti, you done DID it, girl!


Good for you, we didn't thing you had it in you!


The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!