Friday, December 25, 2009

Master Pip of Pip's Ear


This is a quick and practical recipe for Linseed Mash.

Harvest two bushels of linseed (flax) at the peak of ripeness. (Note: You will need to harvest about one hundred bushels of plants to obtain the requisite amount of seed).

Separate seeds from chaff by hand. Dry seeds for at least one month in a cool, dry yurt.

In a large cauldron, cover two bushels of seeds with water and heat over an open fire. You must not use the bushels in this recipe, only the seeds. You may, however, use the bushels as an additional source of fuel. Simmer the mixture, adding water as needed, for at least forty-eight hours, stirring constantly.

Allow to cool and serve immediately in clay or porcelain bowls. Your reindeer will relish this delectable snack, but be certain to cook the linseed thoroughly, as, in a raw state, it is poisonous to horses and will probably kill reindeer as well.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Mohair fudgsicle?

Linseed Mash


Does anyone know a good recipe for linseed mash?
And a quick one. I need to leave it out tonight for the reindeer.

Or else instant oatmeal might work. I'm in a bit of a pickle here. Lack of planning, I suppose.

Help!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hmm.


"She" is apparently suggesting a shot and a beer for Santa. I don't know...

And shouldn't there be ice somewhere? I could at least enjoy the ice.

Sauteed chicken hands????


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Try the Beet Thing


"He" recommends the beet puree thing with walnuts which we cannot eat (bad) but they can. Maybe. Can reindeer eat beets or walnuts? If I leave it out, I am going to eat all the crackers.

And that reminds me of how unfair the distribution of goods is around here. How come they have all the cool stuff and get to eat all the cool stuff? It just frosts me no end. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff? I know they control the means of production, yadda, yadda, yadda, but give me a break.

Master Pip

Gotta rush and get something ready for Santa's midnight snack!

The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!