"The OTHER day the earth stood still!"

"They" went out and left us alone ALL DAY (!!) and JUST as we were dozing off on our velvet hassock (it WAS a bit crowded with 14 of my "nearest and dearest" pals all trying to cling to the thing by tooth and claw) we began to hear a "beep beeping" and a "clink clinking" plus a loud and unmistakable WHIRRING sound coming from the back yard!!
Bob grabbed his trusty "dig cam," raced to the window, and was JUST able to snap a few shots of EXHIBIT A (to your left!)
Now can there be ANY DOUBT????
Even YOU (dear "bloggee" whom I *heart" to the "Nth degree!") can see that we FINALLY have PROOF beyond a shadow of a DOUBT - that flying saucers DO EXIST!! Do you doubt your own eyes???? I hope not, dearest "blogee" as you DO have this LIVING PROOF RIGHT in FRONT of your own eyeballs taken with our own trusty "dig cam.!
What more PROOF do you DEMAND, oh cherished "blogee???"
Can't you see it Floating right OVER our house? I certainly hope you can or you need to make an EMERGENCY appointment with your local, neighborhood optometrist - you know, the one up over the undertaker's parlor??? Ya, THAT ONE!
The slippery silvery "saucer" was only there - abeepin' and aclickin' and awhirrin' - for a second or two (I TOLD you Bob was speedy!) and then it disappeared into the afternoon fog.
Do you think it was a warning to us? Or was it SPYING on us? Or was it trying to COMMUNICATE with us or was it plotting an abduction so they could perform EXPERIMENTS on our tender "nether regions"?????? OY!!!

Lucky blog reader - I have a(nother) TREAT for you!!!

Is THIS a beautiful AND charming "person" or not?
I KNEW you would AGREE with me as, indeed, the "charm" of this "person" is, .......munificent!
May I indulge my "inner me" and say - WHAT A SPECTACULAR CUTIE!!
I TRIED my BEST to BEG "them" to buy me this "gor'gus" creature - to NO AVAIL!!! The cheap b*stards!!
He/she (it doesn't make any difference to me!) was in a window in Egg Harbor and I *hearted" him/her immediately. But no amount of wimpering, whining or wheedling would change their craggy old senior citizen minds. Cheap ^%$%**^%'s!
But I digress, dear "blogee" (if I may call you that) - almost in despair, I've begun a tentative "pen pal" correspondence with the lovely "thingee", living in the aforementioned window (see pathetic dangling price tag) but 'haven't had any response to date....sniff....sniff....

A treat for you, beloved blog reader!!

How MUCH I *HEART* you -I'm letting you look at me at my MOST adorability!

Rules:

1. Just one look.
2. NO "forwarding."
3. NO "copying and pasting."
4. NO "homepage making."
5. NO "favorite" or ""bookmarking."

OK - move along now. Remember, dearest reader - We (that is Bob, Bear, me and sundry others really HEART you!!)
Bye BYE!!!!

Move along, now......BUH BYE NOW.........BYE!!!!

Aha! The plot...thickens.....

Well, dear reader, we have decided you were NOT, as previously thought, behind the "Monkey Frog" caper. You remember, the guy whose ugly puss you see above, the one we found sipping a manhattan bold as brass the other night in Door County?. We're SORRY. God knows this blog has so few readers that we can HARDLY afford to alienate any!!
We were a little ON EDGE up there, what with the WEREWOLVES and all, and you, sadly, were a convenient scapegoat. SORRY.....can you EVER forgive our (adorable) selves???

But then, of course, we must return the the original question - WHO was responsible? Is it a filthy,dirty trick to embarress us or make us cry? Are they trying to drive us mad?
As our favorite reading matter, "The National Enquirer" always says....INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! And we want to KNOW!
We're going to get the bottom of this. And by the way, do you notice a whole lot of stuff about monkeys lately? HMMMMMM...food for thought, isn't IT?
Well, we do, and even though this monkey appears to be another frog, there's something weird going on here.

Anyway, here's our latest theory about "Monkey Frog."
We figure he's either a "time traveler" from a different century, an "extra-terrestrial", an "inter-dimensional being"", or a spy from the McCain/Palin camp.
I know, I know, you think "GOD, this is one BORING blog about this PARANOID, pampered pooch - don't I have ANYTHING BETTER to do with my life than follow his stupid "exploits" and moronic "THOUGHTS?""
NO YOU DON'T!!! SO lets just put those toxic little ideas to bed RIGHT NOW! Following this blog is one of the most noble, self-affirming and redemptive (for society - you know, the world we are all stuck LIVING IN???) things you will EVER DO or could ever DREAM of doing!
Got IT???? OK, case CLOSED! No MORE talk like that!!!
AND, remember, we are NOT "mad" at you, I tell you, not mad at all.
In fact, dear reader, we LOVE you VERY VERY much!!!
Thank you and good day --oh, and, just to show you how much we ADORE you - the next time you "belly up" to your favorite "gin mill" - have a shot and beer on US!!
Just put it on our tab. ENJOY!!
OH - I ALMOST forgot - back to the compelling "Monkey Frog" saga!!
(Pull your chair up closer to the fireplace, light up a Pall Mall, and take a sip of your favorite libation....)

When we first arrived in Door County, me and "him" would go off exploring the coastline. Let me tell you, it was pretty scary. It was PLENTY dark and it was raining like a "sonofabee."
Then, we started to hear all these weird noises and saw strange lights - heard ominous "gurgles" and saw little water geysers jump up!
Wow - I was scared sh*tless! All of a sudden, "he" jumped about 1/2 a foot in the air and yelled that something grabbed his ankle - something STONG and SHARP!
Well, he ran like hell up the craggy stony steps and I had to follow behind him as fast as I could - which, tee hee...., was PRETTY DAMN FAST - so FAST, in fact, that I beat "HIM" into the house and was just about to slam the door in his face -(HEY - I was scared, ok!!)
But then I turned around first and spied HIM ("Monkey Frog") in the house - sipping that manhatten.That's when he must have got in the house.
Before I knew what hit me, "he" came in, FELL over me and we BOTHwound up sprawled all over the floor and when I looked up, the "Frog" was gone!! Luckily, Spongebob, also, spied him and was able to snap a couple of photos' of him.
But the querie remains, "who is he" and "WHERE did he come from?" He smelled really bad and left a little "reminder" behind - if you .....know what I mean. I just HOPE we NEVER see or SMELL him AGAIN!!

I want one - I WANT ONE!!

WOW

This is where we go to look for UFO's...

We sat here every night for hours peering into the night sky.
Bobby THOUGHT he saw "something" that was about the size of a football field and had lights all around it and was silent as a cat's hiccup - I sort of dozed off for a minute so I missed it. DRAT!!

Pssssst......got any "weed?"

Wolfbane weed , that is... Oh, YOU thought I meant that OTHER "weed" - tee hee.....
No, this is good old, werewolf killin' wolfbane.
Bob googled it up the other night and 'said we'd better get some - in case "they" come back to stalk us, again, like the other night.
We want to be prepared so we got in a bunch of GARLIC (in case they bring any vampires with them...) too.
You can never be too careful with the woods full of "you know who's."