Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Two snaps and a rewind to this!
HALLOWEEN CAPER - CULPRITS UNMASKED!!
It was a dark and spooky night - "They" went off to an Obama rally somewhere far away ("Be a GOOD BOY, Pip, we won't be home until LATE blah blah blah...." - standard spiel for being left alone all night to fend for myself! Who's going to CHANGE my paper and give me cheese???)
Hmmmmpf!!!
Anyway,...off "they" went and then the .....*FUN* began! Tee hee!!
Guess what??? Little SCRUFFIANS came by here - BEGGING for candy. The stuff they left out by the pumpkin didn't satisfy the little hell raisin' yuppy puppies so they SMEARED the windows with yucky stuff (we don't care to know about too closely)
"TRICK OR TREAT - KMA!!"
As soon as we were "hip" to their skullduggery - I put on my witch hat (!)and gathered together a little posse of trusted friends, "Corporal Oh-Oh", "The Thinking Lion", and "Halloween Bear" and we SNUCK OUTSIDE!
Lets just say we CAUGHT up with them and did a little INCOME REDISTRIBUTION of our own, especially good ole "Halloween Bear" who carried a little orange sack for this very purpose! It was a pleasure to see the little BEGGARS turn tail and run!
See photos above - me with trusty witch's hat, the "gang" of 3, and our "booty(!)"
Quite a little haul, wasn't it?
OH - on the way home we found a HORRIBLE insect DRONE who was SPYING on us - sent by YOU KNOW WHO!! We, also, took CARE of him!!
Hah, hah, hah!!!
By the time "they" rolled on home, we were all sound ASLEEP like little angels - asleep on our wonderful observation hassock.
"Pip, I hope you were a GOOD BOY tonight" "she" said.......tee hee - I was good, alright, VERY GOOD!!
WTF??
Lookie what I found on the dining room table (ya, I sit there - do you MIND??) this morning!AND it had an inscription, TOO!
"To "Bear" Thanks for the contribution."
signed by the Republican National Committee - Do you BELIEVE it??
He's a RETHUGLICAN living right here in my house??? How did I not know about it??
When I looked at the envelope it said he was a "precinct captain" - 46th Ward. Yow! Who woulda THUNK it - I just assumed he was a big WHITE grinning oaf who always wears a big RED bow tie. Hmmmmm..when you think about it - I HAVE seen those Rethug talking heads on TV shows wearing.....BOW TIES! That was the clue all along!!! Well, we'll just SEE about all this!!!
....stay tuned.....Bloggee....and wish me luck !
I'm going to have to observe him closely from now on -
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The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.
This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!
