Egg Harbor.

This is "her" favorite place in the world. She says she could live here FOREVER.
Not ME!
B O R I N G !!!!

Me and him freezing our "noses" off by the water...

Yow! Is this "animal abuse" or what? It was like 40 degrees below wind chill and that WATER was REALLY WET!

Yow! I took this photo on "werewolf" night!!

Can you see now, how they would be "out" on a wild night like THIS????
I hope I NEVER see a sky like it again!
Even YOU can easily see that ANYTHING is possible when the world is scary and the "veil" between "here" and "there" is broken!!
YOW!!!

Yes, I have (beautiful) BIG EARS - so WHAT??????

Yesterday a grouping of smartass teenagers surrounded me while I was out for my daily"constitutional" and began to ask odd questions about my.......SPECIES - (can you BELIEVE it?????)

First they wanted to know - "WHAT IS IT???" and the always obnoxious "Is it some kind of a RABBIT/ALBINO SQUIRREL combination??"

OK, I'm trying to be very calm and RATIONAL about this (pause - count to "10")...........
Let me say something, for ONCE and for ALWAYS, there is NO "rabbit" or "coyote" or "albino SQUIRREL" (???) or any OTHER WEIRD thing in my DNA!! Got it??????????
I'm 50% Maltese, 65% Papillion and 12% CUTIE PIE!! Got it????

Isn't this a pretty house??

Ya, pretty SCARY!
Who ever knew the "country"was filled with wild beasts? We thought our house back on LSD (sigh - I wished I was there NOW!) was scary. Not a "patch on the *ss" of this place!
Why just last night Bob heard someone trying to break in and the two "snorers" were completely CLUELESS!
When we went to see what it was - there was a God awful monster, wearing a mask, trying to gnaw his way right through the door! Sweet FANCY MOSES! Me and Bob ran like greased lightening and hid under the bed until it was breakfast --- another CLOSE CALL!
Today we are all going into "town" so they can "$hop and $pend" - then they dump us in the Combi and go in and feed their pieholes.
Bob and I will wind up in the poorhouse yet the way these two $pend!!

And who in the HELL is this, may I be so bold as to ask??

You know the other day when we were chased home by the "you-know-who's" (if you say their name in the daylight its 3 years rottenly bad luck...) and we had to just run like MANIACS into the house and SLAM the door behind us and lean up against it and SIGH real loud like they do in the movies???
YA, THAT time!
Well, when we turned the lights on LOOK WHO was SITTING on MY windowsill sipping our CORN PONE???
Who is he - DO YOU KNOW HIM???
He says that YOU sent him up here to spy on us, is that TRUE??
He says YOU told him to "worm his way into our affections (such as they are..)by adopting this "oh so cute and disarming grin" and then fleece us blind of ALL OF OUR STUFF and to....bring it back to YOU - IS THAT TRUE???????????????????
What gall, what hutzpah, what cojones!
There goes the cool postcard we were (maybe) going to send you!!

Yikes - who knew??

This place is FULL of them!!
If you don't believe me YOU try driving around here at night and see WHO comes creeping up behind you all stealthy-like and JUST when you THINK you're happy and content, digesting a fine meal and excellent libation(s) - ALONG comes a boatload of WEREWOLVES up behind you and try to run you off the road so they can bite your heart out and chew on your cranium.
How did Bob and I know it was the FULL MOON?
Did YOU know and "neglected" to tell us?
I bet YOU DID!! We're going to find OUT - mark our words!
We, barely, escaped with our hides in tact - if it hadn't been for Combi's super turbosity we would be some FIEND'S bony toothpicks RIGHT NOW!