Hey! Who is this gorgeous creature??

VAVAVAVVA VOOM!  An older lady, for sure....but.....wow!  A LOT of woman!

But I digress, on the way to the mail chute I, accidentally, tripped over HER laptop lying open on the floor as usual (SHE is so careless!!) and I landed on the "R" key - look what came up!!
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"RUSSIAN PUPS AVAILABLE FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS!"

Under neath this charming beauty's photos it said"

Meet "Nastasia!!"  

A lovely creature of a certain age, from a long line of Russian nobility.  Due to the nasty political conditions in her homeland her family has fled to Fiji where she currently lives under somewhat reduced circumstances.

Her unusual talent is YODELING at an ungodly, er...very high screetch,  er......pitch.

She would love to meet a rich, er, I mean well heeled, er...."pleasant" young American male with honorable intentions only."
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Wow- hubba hubba!   Shall I take the plunge and dive into HIS wallet for that AWESOME credit card that makes ANYTHING happen???

Must revert to Plan B! (Tarot shoppe closed down!!)

In order to try to find "JUJUBE"  my twin sister, I decided to be my own fortune teller/seer and throw the alphabet dice.  The letter "A" came up.  What can this mean??  Oh - gotta scoot - the mail man is here and I love to grab it as it comes down the chute.  I wonder if there will be anything involving an "A?" 
Not bloody likely.....

Yes, but....

Actually WRAPPED in all those old crinkly maps with the mathematical symbols et al was the REAL mystery!  A beautiful boloney sandwich!
Yow - I didn't realize how hungry I was with all this thinking about "jujubee"  and all...

(BURP!!)  Please excuse but, now that I had a good meal, I'm on my way to the local Tarot reader on Addison - down in the basement.  I had a SIGN this morning that is leading me to the "cards" as I was watching a Mad Man re-run where Anna is interpreting the Tarot for Don and she is right on the money.  Definitely a SIGN!!  Now I have to sneak into his wallet and grab me a credit card and hope it will work!