The Real Story

This may sound strange and maybe I am dreaming the whole thing, but earlier this week I was kidnapped by space aliens who attempted to implant a surveillance device in my right eyeball.  OK, laugh it off as delusional if you want, but above you will see photographic proof.  That's me materializing in the living room after, by a stoke of luck and good fortunate, I was able to teleport myself from their lair.

I'm still trying to piece the story together.  More later. Stay tuned to this channel.