a "yard" is this:
-Belongs to YOU and no one ELSE
-You can do ANYTHING you want in YOUR "yard" and that means ANYTHING (!) sans "blue bag" if you want to know, nosey!!
-Oh - I forgot to say - a "yard" is big....really big....as fur as the eye can see - and then some.
-Did I say its ALL MINE??? Well, per Mr Spot McGonigal -it is.
-Secret advice from Spot - if you ever need to ESCAPE and feel the wild wind blowing in your long hairy fur....or long furry hair....just jump on the "garbage box" and go man go!!!!
-Er...."garbage box???"
Here we go again.....