That painting, however feeble, counts, too!

And don't think I buy that "halo" dealie.   An invasion of my space AT ANY LEVEL is a VIOLATION and must be reported to the FULLEST extent of the internet law - right to the very top.  I won't sleep until this case is resolved. 

What the Sam Hell???

Now, lookee here.  I don't know WHO is hacking my blog or WHAT....but I am starting to feel somewhat cross bordering on annoyed that the above individual is popping up on the "Pip's Blog" or whatever you call it.
There is something mighty fishy going on around here and I plan to get to the bottom of it.  Hmmmmmm...I smell a salmon or ???????
From NOW ON....I, Pip, absolutely FORBID to ALLOW any STRANGE beings from interloping onto my BLOG.  No manner of black noses, floppy ears or cute, tilted heads with adorable eyes will be tolerated HEREIN!
Pip has spoken!!

This is not me! Definitely. I'm 100% sure that there is no "me" there - not one iota!

SO, if you see this "Soulmate" person you can rest assured that you are not seeing me, that is "Pip" of "Pip's Ear."
Apparently you will be seeing some poor Soulmate who does not have his own blog and, therefore, somehow, seems to have forced his mug onto MY blog, that is "Pip's Ear's" blog.
Now I hope you are not confused - to reiterate - under NO circumstances is the above "Soulmate" me  PIP OF PIP'S EAR.
Thank you for your patience.

Am I Beautiful, or What?

Next question...

I knew it!

"He" told me the odds of encountering terrifying sea creatures were slim and here aren't they posting blogs on my blog!

THE HORROR!!!

How sad that the sleep of the innocent and truly adorable should be troubled by such visions.  But this is always the way, isn't it?  I mean, I mean...  Well, I could go on at some length upon this topic, but why bother.

From the "Sarcastic Fringehead Forum"

Woe is me.  Lambasted YET AGAIN online by a heartless little troll named "Pip" (ridiculous name if I do say so...)

Can I help how I look?  I try to do the best with what the good Lord gave me and I'm told by my confreres that, for a "Fringe" I'm not too hard on the eye (!) yet it never fails that just when I am starting to gain some confidence along comes some little smartass to ruin my day!

Frankly, if I looked like an albino squirrel I wouldn't be so quick to launch "clever" bot mot's at other folks just trying to survive.

Troubled Sleep

OK.  This was scary.  I was sleeping peacefully on my brown sofa.  "He" was surfing the Internet.  Then this horrible vision assaulted by senses.

Dear readers, you know how much I abhor violence in any form.  But this was bad all around.  I couldn't sleep for several hours and then the nightmares.  "He" assures me the likelihood of encountering such a creature is remote.  Still, they exist, don't they?  A piece of knowledge I wish I had not acquired.