OH OH!

What is going on here?  Is that the very scrumptious cookie box that was supposed to go into the mail today?  And where, pray tell, are the contents of that cookie box?
Hmmmmm....someone looks mighty guilty to me but not so quick he says.  Some one ELSE destroyed the box and ran off with the cookies....but who would do such a dastardly deed? 
Huh!!  Sorry, Pip, for the accusation - now that I look at it from your point of view, I can see that you were just examining the evidence to look for clues.....DNA???  Finger prints??? I get it!!  Now to look for those tell tail crumbs!!

Holy cow - Pip was right (?) - 'just got a note under the door from the "Maleman" that said, in no uncertain terms, that ugly cookys were "not aloud!"  Yikes - that was close.  So glad he warned us!!!

Wow - now what do we do with them???  Two BIG tins of "ugly cookys."  Too bad the organic peanut butter flavor was really powerful...they just were so soft they broke apart just as you were about to pop them in your mouth.   NOW WHAT???  They are already packed away in their mailer boxes so we have to send them SOMEWHERE.

Put out an ad on CRAIG'S LIST??  Homeless shelter?  What a problem and so close to XMAS!

No No No NO!!

No.  Do not even think of sending away any of these cookies.  Especially the peanut butter cookies.  I mean it.  There will be consequences.  Serious consequences.  Don't even think of it.  I'm serious.  NO!!!

There is a tree in my living room.  Who do I call to get it out of here?  911?  311? 411? I'm going to try them all out.  Good bye weird tree with lights (??)

I got a compliment today from a pretty lady - beautiful mom, too.   signed Pip

Am I Cool or What?

I mean.  I ask you.  You know the answer.

There was some mighty suspicious goings-on today RIGHT outside my window! 
Wow - earth shattering machines, as tall as the Empire State Building, hugmongous trucks pulling long heavy things that rattled my whole building.  WTF?
I was so upset I had to check it out, then take a long nap and forget the whole DAMN thing.