EXHIBIT BI KNEW it - I just KNEW it!
There I was blissfully sleeping upstairs in their bed with my head on my lace pillow when I suddenly felt the sudden urge to run downstairs - sensing danger was aFOOT! Sure enough - just as I came dashing into the dining room I witnessed a sight so blood curdling that it chilled me to the bone - her knobbly old foot was bearing down on Bobbie's skull like she was crushing a dead roach - something with which she's had a LOT of experience! A horrible screech came out of the little dude. "ARF!", I yelled and, brilliantly,'had the foresight to plunk down the button on the camera, recalling it was on auto-delay, (see Exhibit B.)
So, to review, within a mere 3 seconds I was able to:
A.) Get off a shot (good ole Exhibit B)
B.) Snatched Bob away from "The Slipper of Death." Thankfully, he was able to gave me a weak, yet oddly powerful squeak of a reply ("KILL!!!)
Afterwards, she pretended to be all *sorry* and all but we weren't buying it for a New York second and by the way, isn't it mighty CO-INCIDENTAL that Bob had just googled up a VERY interesting article which may reveal JUST what she is up to, hmmmmmmmm???
Its all going in to my case file - every last word of it.
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