Back home (sigh...) in my little night nest on the VELVET sofa, with a nice warm fire going in the fireplace, with my fave SATIN PILLOWS.
Oh, BTW, BLOGGEE - that WASN'T the right BUS!! THANKS A LOT! (I'll get you for that dear Bloggee but as I'm not leaving my house again for at least 4,000 years it will take a while....but I WILL do it - so don't think you put one over on me!!!)
Anyway, THAT dinged-up bus was going to "Slugville", Illinois so "NO THANKS!"
A nice homeless man (sniff...sniff...) told me what the RIGHT bus was so I got home at 9 last night (that reminds me, Bloggee, don't forget Daylight Saving Time change next TUESDAY - just so you don't FORGET!!)
I know "they" keep a key under the ............(censored) so I SNEAKED in and acted like "WHAT - ME RUN AWAY???? ARE YOU CRAZY????? I WAS SLEEPING UNDER THE BED THE WHOLE TIME!!!" and acted real insulted and hurt that they didn't believe me.
TEE HEE - they are so DENSE!! They, actually, believed me!! I guess they were under a "scotch haze"...hahaahhahahha.
SIGH.....it sure does feel GREAT to be home..........BUT........WHAT ABOUT SPONGEBOB?????? Holy Moses - I FERGOT ALL ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
BOBBY WHERE ARE YOU????? COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!
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