
LATEST BULLETIN FROM THE SPINALTZZZO ADMINISTRATION
December 15, 2008:
"With the reflexes of a 160 lb Siamese CAT, Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo, was able to successfully duck n' dodge the wingtips that came FLYING at his long, articulated head yesterday, reported his news director, "Dr. Jack Pickles."
(Bloggee, if you have been ASLEEP all weekend and don't have a CLUE as to what has been going on (BAD bloggee!) see yesterdays's blog entry!)
"AND, Dr. Pickles continued, "if the BIOSPHERE PROJECT hadn't been properly cleaned out recently due to the HARD WORK of the Mayor, that JUVENILE and IMMATURE shoe tossing journalist would NEVER had had the FREEDOM to throw those size TENS!"
(Hmmmmph! NICE TRY at that pathetic spin job, Pickles, but we AIN'T buyin' it!")
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