Local financial advisor, Ebenezer Craboff, jailed!

TOWN TATTLER, MARCH 13, 2009
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"Ebenezer Craboff, area financial wunderkind and guru, was sentenced to THREE lifetimes in jail for running a PONZI scheme which swindled some of Snail Heights most prominent and toniest residents.

At his hearing yesterday in the Snail Height Courthouse, many of the victims (those that were able to walk...)hurled abuse and invective at him as he strolled into the courtroom with his mouthpiece, er, ATTORNEY, Pip S. Ear, esquire.

A tepid apology was offered to those present but the mood was so violent that the Judge had Herr Craboff quickly escorted from the Courthouse to the Snail Heights jail where the defendant would spend his first night of MANY to come.

After a brief "checking in" period, Herr Craboff retreated to the jail hot tub for an afternoon of quiet meditation....and PLANNING.... (What's he up to???)