These are action shots from my most recent 'Bed Game", which I won 11-4-0. Here's how it works. "Him" and "Her" sit at opposite sides of a bed. They throw the beloved "Bubba Bob" between them. I leap in the air and catch it. If I keep it on the bed, I get a point. If either of "them" catch it on the fly in a ricochet off my nose or other body part, they get a point.
This is the greatest game ever. I invented it. I always win. I find it particularly offensive when "they" score points, especially "him". "He" makes a big deal about, squeezing "Bubba" and gloating in triumph.
This is just not sporting. It just frosts me. The nerve. This is not a game. This is life. Next to fetch, this is the world's greatest game. Maybe more than a game.
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