No wonder I'm confused!! I'm TWO....dudes in one body!!

Isn't this Blog About Me?

You need a good swig of this stuff!

Known as IQ juice.

 It will all be clear to you then.  You are confused and need a good lie down.  Plus you violated the 2 sentence rule.  You are a baaaad boy and you didn't make a suggestion for doing something new so you are VELLY VELLY bad.

I'm Confused

I mean, who is who here? I know I, Pip, am me. I mean, how could I not be Pip? There is only one Pip and that is me. Why would Pip want to be anyone else? I mean, Pip is Pip.

As for you, Sister Mary Knucklecracker, back off. You will see that it can be proven conclusively that the size of the ear is inversely proportional to the size of the foot and that therefore I, Pip, cannot be related in any fashion to the Bigfoot/Werewolf/Reggie.

Furthermore, the corollary to this theorem definitely demonstrates that such creatures cannot and do not exist.

Q.E.D.

Sister says you better not fib!!

You know that I will never look like that monster.  I am sweet little Pip who currently looks a little like my third cousin twice removed, "Reggie" the puppy and we have no monsters in our blood stream or jeans.  Tell the truth, don't prevaricate, young man or you'll get your big ears boxed!! Ouch!!!!

Heads Up, Bigfoot!

I don't want to cause alarm, kiddo, but it may be time to look in the mirror. Those are mighty big feet, the kind of feet that genetically could lead to serious problems. Like this:


Take a tip from a friend. Have them seen to immediately. Sooner if you can.

R U saying that I, Pip, am not Pip?

This house doesn't have any mirrors but looking at my feet, well, they do look a lot BIGGER than they used to be....could I have zapped into the wrong body in my haste to journey back home??

Let me go back to the drawing boards....I may have to return to the ISS and re-orient my travel arc!