Thursday, May 2, 2013

4 sale: one male dog of a certain age....

Description:

Is never constipated.
"Barker" is extremely good condition - ear splittingly high and loud.
Long white hairs cling well to everything.
Organic food is not too expensive or hard to get anymore.
Is on first name basis with top groomer in Lakeview.
Likes to stick his tongue out at passer's by.

Price:$3.00 or best offer

signed,         "Bilbo from The Glen" (hardee har har,  - so much for your barricades, old timer!)



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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!