MISSING!

If you see this dog in the general vicinity of the Glen or environs - please notify the DOG CATCHER at once.  He is bigger than they thought he would be and has really long legs and floppy ears.  he is a terrible law breaker and has been known to violate tons of internet rules such as blog busting!
Do not approach unless fully armed.
He may be traveling with a small ally who weighs only 4 lbs but has mystical powers strong enough to stop a fully grown human in their tracks.

(Hmmmmmmm......this is turning out to be a tad thornier problem than I thought it would be.  Sucker is devious and quite tricky.  Got passed the bars AND the image of the croc...........HOW DID HE DO IT????  Well, I'm going to buy some time by getting him picked up by the dog catcher - then its back to the drawing boards for moi.)