Monday, August 25, 2014

An Amazing Discovery


Tonight I was just settling down for a nap when "she" met with a slight accident.  She bumped her toe on a great trunk that sits next to our bed.  After much cursing and questioning what on Earth was in there and so on, the trunk was opened.  Lo and behold, who should pop out but Polly Parrot, an old friend of my youth (pictured above).

My first thought was that we had discovered yet another entrance to the Well of Toys.  However, I was assured that no such place existed and that I should never mention that place again.  The trunk does appear to be some sort of Treasure Chest that has been hidden from me most unfairly for some time.  It bears further investigation and will receive such at my leisure.

Back to the case at hand, though, what a delightful creature old Polly is.  She has a long raggedy neck suitable for chewing and when you chomp on her she emits the most annoying cacophony of shrieks and whistles and whatnot.

How fickle I was in my youth to abandon her after fifteen minutes of play.  I shall devote the rest of the evening to this entertainment no matter how often they tell me to shut up.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Canis Shmanis


This is just the sort of thing I am always hearing from "him."  Speciesism pure and simple.  How come "they" get to name everything and define everything?  I mean, who has the hyperactive imagination here?  Dogs in the sky.  Lions in the sky.  Bears in the sky.  Connect the dots, people.

Ahem....someone is making comments.

My alter ego, Ivan Ivanovich, says someone has been lurking in the "comments' section AND that someone has been passing out willy nilly advice and we know what they say about advice and dead fish, don't we?

Dog Days

Hot, humid, yucky, wet, etc.  Why are these the "dog days?"  I mean, I am a dog, or at least partly dog.  What have these days to do with me?  I don't like them.  I don't know any dogs who like them, although, to be honest, I do not know many dogs.  Maybe these dogs like the "dog days."  I have no way of knowing in my limited experience.  I think they are more appropriately called "wasp days" or "fly days."  I notice a lot of these creatures flying around.  I don't like them much.  I like them even less than the "dog days."

P.S.  The picture above depicts me in deep thought and also shows my waterfall ears to great advantage.  Thought it would be nice to share.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Hmmmm.....whatever happened to "3's company, 6 is too damn many!"

I mean, c'mon folks.  Its very nice to invite the WHOLE family and all but Pip (of Pip's Ear fame) is getting crowded out here.
True, he did have some delicious treats but he had had room for a few more if the truth be known when he looked over to the Pane's bag - they were all gone!
Sob.....had to wait til 2 AM (!!) for some miserable old stale kibble.

Wow -look at this cute threesome that was seen at Millennium Park last night!

I hear, via the grapevine, that they had some delicious treats and then went walkees.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Children of the Night


What music they make!  Actually it might just be a car radio, but it's kind of cool up here at night.  I really like this deck thing.  I mean you can see everything and no one can see you, especially if you lurk in the shadows.


I like to sit outside and protect "him."  "Her" too.   It's what I do.  I'm pretty good at it as well.  Besides the music, there is a bug up in that plant that I am keeping an eye on.  Some kind of moth.  You cannot be too careful.  This is the city, you know.



Sunday, August 10, 2014

Its grrreat to be home but there's just one tiny LITTLE problem!!!

I'm only a baby puppy again!!  I'm so TIRED I'm just going to take a nap in this nice white blankie and worry about growing up later!!

Oh-oh! Stormy Weather

She's heading straight into it!!!

Hey!  I mean, what is it about Kansas?  Do I want to be in Kansas?  I mean, I've never been to Kansas and it is filled with really scary clouds and things.  And seemingly nothing else.

Time for a course correction.




I'm BACK, baby!



Its not the  3rd floor but maybe this nice lady will ride me back home and I will wake up on the deck with my "papa" I hope!!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

I'm on my way back home!! ("Kansas" here I come!)

Just a mere "click" of my red heel and BOOM  - I'm swirling and twirling 1,000 spins a second - gettin' dizzy........UH oh!  Gettin' woozy......

Thursday, August 7, 2014

I fit!!

OK - Kansas - here I come.  No more tripp!!

There was only one....


Uh, I know this looks a little weird but....

From the looks of things I'm STILL trippin' ......and I'm not in a very promising spot, as you can see.  ANY advice will be greatly appreciated, dear blogee.

P.S.   I don't know how to swim and the last of the lifeboats are gone.  Hmmmm....I don't think I"m in Kansas anymore...wish I had some ruby red slippers!!  Let me run down below deck and ransack some rooms.  Get back to ya later!!

Monday, August 4, 2014

Needless to say - this is her BFF!

Are we surprised???

I guess the nightmare thing isn't over yet!

Look who I found myself in bed with today! 

Was It All a Dream?



I don't know.  I hate when you read a story or something and then they wake up and it was all an illusion.  On the other hand, some of this trip is pretty scary and I wish it were all a nightmare and I would wake up all snuggled up with "Bigfoot" and "Him" asking me if I am OK.

Like in the picture above.  I used to be afraid of "Bigfoot," but now I count him among my best of friends.  You can look it up in the archives.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

You have the wrong guy, partner!!

His  name is "Toupee." Here is his twin brother, Javier.  They tell me they are stowaways, bound for who the hell knows where.  I don't care -

Stop the TRIP I want to get off....but I have the strangest feeling there are even MORE black and white photos in my future with me standing next to people I don't know and don't WANT to know!!

Jean-Paul?



Wait a minute!  I'd recognize that wig anyplace.  It's Jean-Paul, isn't it?

I remember Jean-Paul.  I hate Jean-Paul.  Underneath that clever disguise there is:

NOTHING!!!!

But why is he masquerading as a dishwasher on a garbage scow?

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Say WHAT??

THIS is the "yawt" and I have to bunk with .....that???  Will, someone please tell me what it is? 

I'm not sure but I THINK I'm still TRIPPIN'! Who ARE these people?

The one with the sunglasses says I have to go back to the"yawt" with them.  Maybe I should "go" with them as they look like they could definitely afford some edamame and a LOT of it!  Looks like my naval adventures aren't over yet?  What was IN that shot?  I'll have to check it out when I come back to earth.  See ya later, folks - wish me luck on the "yawt."

What to Do?




Oh, oh!  Between a rock and a hard place.  I've seen that iceberg before.  Maybe the flying saucer.  I mean it is in technicolor.

Advice please, dear reader.


The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!