Wassup with this....?

While heating up some fresh made corn liquor last night me and bob found THIS dude in the microwave.
Rather ODD, wouldn't you say? We took him out and so far he's not saying anything - just looking mysterious.

If ANYONE can explain his presence is the aforementioned MICROWAVE please contact me at:

Weirddudeinmicrowave.com

I am NOT amused.

"Jettie, Jettie, JETTIE (!)" That's all I heard about last night after the two of them waltzed in about 9 hours AFTER my anticipated DINNER was TO BE consumed as I had HOPED!
NO - I had to wait and wait for MY SUMPTIOUS MEAL while they were out with "JETTIE" this and "that!"
"Pip," you will HAVE to meet JETTIE - she is SOOOO cute" and "Pip, Jettie is smaller than YOU and she is soooo SWEET!"
Hmmmmph. Like I said - I am NOT amused (!!) and 'have NO INTENTION of EVER meeting this "Jettie" person! GO AWAY!

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

This will be me after my 'UGE dinner of DELICIOUS cheese and SCRUMPTIOUS liver! Can you tell I will be STUFFED???
The best thing to do after a good FEAST is to go to your room and go to sleep for several hours. You can come back out after the first round of dishes are done and dessert is on the way!
Love me some WHIPPED CREAM and "punkin' pie!!"
Have a good day and tomorrow we'll resume with the adventures of those WILD and CRAZY snails - and wazzup (!) with those HOLOGRAMS???

Something HIGHLY UNUSUAL is going on here.....

Now you see it - now you DON'T!
After hearing about the "bizarre series of events" going on over at "Pickle Acres" regarding the GREAT HOLE, the on-going slum-to-be, the proposed mega bucks mega community and the VIRTUAL overnight disappearance of the historic "Pickle Hacienda," Bob and I decided to take a jug of corn pone take a little stoll over there to see just what the HECK was going on!!

Look what we found (!!!) - Dracula's FRIGGIN castle -WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is going ON there - can SOMEBODY TELL US, BLOGGEE?????
The really WEIRD thing is THIS....when we actually went UP to the "castle" to check it out - we could put our paws RIGHT through the "walls!"
Bob said he once "read" a book (I highly doubt THAT!!) about "holograms" that is, something that LOOKS like its there but its REALLY just an IMAGE of the thing being PROJECTED from somewhere ELSE!!

Well, we had to sit down a spell, have a little 'pone and mull that one over....

After a LOT of "mulling" and "pone swilling" we decided that maybe the WHOLE THING had been "holograms" - the original "hacienda" - the "tearing down" of the aforementioned "hacienda" and now - "Dracula's Castle" (!!!) NONE of them ACTUALLY EXISTED but were, in fact, HOLOGRAMS being projected on a "green screen" (like what the weatherman does on tv) in order to do SOMETHING.....but what??????

Slumlord shocker in "Snail Heights!"

Look at this picture, will you? The sordid conditions!! There are FOUR tiny birds trapped in that WEIRD "house!"
I ask you.!!
Bob and I took a little trip to "Heaven's Glen" or whatever that little ratb*stard, Dr. Pickles (Pickled?)and his "Slick & Slicker" real estate agency, are calling his potential "slum o' the future"and these are the conditions we found!!

Appalling. I mean, four little birds packed into a small nest. I ask you. Is this how you want to be treated, my dear blogee?

Do NOT, I repeat, do not give this charlatan any of your hard-earned cash! Don't under ANY circumstances fall for his false advertisements. It is all an illusion. HOLOGRAMS - they really don't EXIST -they just LOOK like they really EXIST! We are going to sneak over there tonight and check out the new "Castle" - we will find out how REAL it is, if you get my DRIFT!

Meanwhile the real conditions are captured in this photo - SHOCKING I tell you. The little dudes had to get oxygen when they were liberated!
It took a LOT of work, and some of you may say rough treatment.
I employed the famous jaws of life, my little choppers. It was the only tool we had. But we freed the little fellows, and we are mighty proud of them and of our work. They are pretty cute. One of them - the green one with the long beak - sings a jaunty little tune. The others just squeak. Squeaks of pleasure to my ears. Freedom, kids, enjoy it.

"We're sorry - sooooo sorry....."

Dear BLOGGEE,

In order for you to ACCEPT my most FORCEFUL APOLOGY for the RUDE and BESTIAL blog entry below written by a certain SPONGE that we all know - I am sending you a photo of ME!

It seems he got into (literally) some "bad liquor" last night and went a little nutz on the computer.

As you may have garnered he's slightly possessive about the new mega bucks development, "Heavenly Glen" and wants to it all for HIMSELF!!

HUH? I mean.....he's a SPONGE (!) therefore HARDLY eligible to qualify for a LOAN be it "sub-prime" or "jumbo" or "ARM" - whatever! Even Fannie Mae or Freddie Mack would give HIM the "cold shoulder!"

Also, he's HARDLY in a position to rub shoulders (cold or otherwise) with the very ELITE stratosphere of HIGH SOCIETY! Yikes! Even I, "PIP", would be somewhat cowed by them!!

Please!!!

Wouldn't YEW *heart* living in a place like this???

Well, EAT DIRT!
There is NO way that the likes of YOU could EVER in a MILLION YEARS live in a place like THIS!
Like I said - EAT DIRT!
Now - erase the picture from your feeble BRAIN! GO AWAY!
And I MEAN IT now - GO!
Signed, "SpongeBob"