Hmmmmm.... well, at least I'm on the right side of the ship now!

 

I  wonder who this nice couple is?  Maybe they will feed me as I'm starving!  Do you think they have any edamame in their pocketbook?  I just heard her say they don't know where I came from but they are going to take me home to Alexander.   (?)  as he would "enjoy" me.  WTF?

I don't want to say anything but....

she is WAY behind in her "Osho's" so she can't figure out how to get me out of the sinking ship!!

Help .....from the briney deep

Hmmmm.....I've been called in on a special emergency case....rescuing a dog on a sinking ship!

But am I up to the job???

Its been a long time since I handled a touchy assignment.  It could go either way - I bring the kid up or we both wind up in briney deep.
Hmmmmm....first I have to find out if its REALITY or just the dude trippin' on some crazy jellyroll....if you know what I mean....and I think you do!

signed,    "Oshite" (feline son of Osho)

P.S Of course, even you knows what this means...who  I'm going to have to call in on the job - for the LAST time I swear - I doubt if even I will be able to control him again, recalling our last expeience together - "Terror in the Quaint Vermont B & B!" (!!!:)

............... The CLAWS of DOOM!!

Help!!!

What the hell was in that shot???!!!

I'm on this thing.  Get me off.

NOW!!!!!!!

Cricklewood alert......bat signal!

Dear Juju, you must be psychic as all night long I dreamed that I was transported to a strange, spooky place. It was all hazy and like I was in the middle of a big cloud that was carrying me around.  We wound up in a house up a hilltop where I could look out and see the sky but it was all strange with weird things floating by.   A fish in a bowl winked at me  and an old lady was sitting on a banana reading a book then I saw this guy

But then these people burst into my room -they told me what was really going on!

This Was No Accident

Cricklewood
29 July 2014

To Pip of Pip's Ear:

Watch out, kiddo, that "break-in" was no accident.  They want your blood.  It's all a nefarious plot.  Don't say I did not warn you.  The one who was holding you, the "vet,"wrote it all down in a secret code.  It's on the counter.  They plan to slip you a mickey and take you to another "vet.'  I found his picture on the Internet.  They talked about "Jewel", right?  Get it?  Or do I have to spell it out for you?

This is his office:

Keep your eyes peeled.  Keep your ears wide open.

Take good care of yourself.
Don't eat treats.  Oh no!
You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum.
Stay away from...

Sorry about that.  More later.

Your sister,

Jujube

P.S.  You look nice in that snapshot.  Who is your groomer?

Someone broke into my house and grabbed me today. Not good!

Even though she tried to ply me with treats I refused to give her any of my blood. No way! What is she - a vampire?  In the middle of the day?  Out of her coffin?  Unheard of!

They say she is a "vet" but I "vet" she is just an ordinary blood sucker!