29 July 2014
To Pip of Pip's Ear:
Watch out, kiddo, that "break-in" was no accident. They want your blood. It's all a nefarious plot. Don't say I did not warn you. The one who was holding you, the "vet,"wrote it all down in a secret code. It's on the counter. They plan to slip you a mickey and take you to another "vet.' I found his picture on the Internet. They talked about "Jewel", right? Get it? Or do I have to spell it out for you?
This is his office:
Keep your eyes peeled. Keep your ears wide open.
Take good care of yourself.
Don't eat treats. Oh no!
You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum.
Stay away from...
Sorry about that. More later.
Your sister,
Jujube
P.S. You look nice in that snapshot. Who is your groomer?
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