Hmmmm.....I've been called in on a special emergency case....rescuing a dog on a sinking ship!

But am I up to the job???

Its been a long time since I handled a touchy assignment.  It could go either way - I bring the kid up or we both wind up in briney deep.
Hmmmmm....first I have to find out if its REALITY or just the dude trippin' on some crazy jellyroll....if you know what I mean....and I think you do!

signed,    "Oshite" (feline son of Osho)

P.S Of course, even you knows what this means...who  I'm going to have to call in on the job - for the LAST time I swear - I doubt if even I will be able to control him again, recalling our last expeience together - "Terror in the Quaint Vermont B & B!" (!!!:)

............... The CLAWS of DOOM!!