TOWN TATTLER, March 14, 2009
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"Area trillionaire, Ebenezer Craboff, after spending PART of his first
night in the Snail Heights County jail, using his handy pocket knife burst through the cell wall last night, fleeing into the hillside."It seems that while he had a pleasant afternoon wallowing in the jail hot tub, upon sighting his assigned cell and first meal - he fainted DEAD AWAY.
It seems that his cell had a hideous CONFLICTING color scheme (!!) and the FOOD, something known as "Footsie Loaf," was sitting for him on his small FOOT LOCKER! Long considered the "perfect food" by prison officials, "Footsie Loaf" is Very economical to prepare and it walks directly to the prisoner's jail cell (what a cost savings!)
The prisoner simply bites off a HUNK at each meal. GOOD NEWS: A typical "loaf' lasts a month and comes in 3 handy sizes "LARGE", "HUGE" and "FUGGETABOUT IT????)
(Blogee, I think someone is badly in need of a PEDICURE here, what to you think??)
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