Consultation regarding "Spongebob" is over!

SNAIL HEIGHTS BULLETIN, March 1, 2009
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"Prominent area physicians, "Dr M & M and Dr Monkey L. Frogg have ended their week long conference (hic!) and have announced their conclusions regarding the ongoing health crisis of long time "Pip" companion and mentor, "Sponge Bob."

As you MAY remember, he REMAINS in a zombie-like coma and, regardless, of the MANY treatements he has received to date - his condition is unchanged.

After pouring (!) over the results of all the many tests (see below, blogee dear) their definitive conclusion is that, in layman's terms, "WTF????"

When reporters inquired as to EXACTLY what does that MEAN they responded that they don't have the SLIGHTEST idea what is wrong with him and GIVE UP on trying to figure it out as its giving them a group migraine.

When pursued for more information, Dr M & M did comment that the "only hope" for "Bob" lies in the "wisdom of the east" and mentioned that a world famous psychiatrist, Dr. I.M. Strange, MIGHT be able to get to the bottom of the problem but it would require carrying him to Dr. Strange's SANITARIUM which is located high up on Mt. Pointless in the Swiss Alps. It seems that Dr. Strange has perfected a new, and highly CONTROVERSIAL procedure for dealing with long term UNRESPONSIVE patients. The exact procedure remains a SECRET but an "inside" source said it involves OLIVE OIL, a LONG TUBE and a BUCKET (!!!)

Well, what do you think, ole bloggee, will they be able to TOTE "Bob" there in time? How will they do it as the SANITARIUM is located at the very pinacle of Mt. Pointless, elevation 28,000 ft!
Looks like a SCARY PLACE to us....