Dear Mr. Postman,

To: PIP@pip.com

From: "BEWILDERED"

Dear Sir/Madam:

Can you KINDLY contact your "inner 8 ball" and tell me HOW a bunch of "people" can be all shook up over a "being" who is "neither here nor there" in terms of its LIVABILITY when that BEING who has to be PLUGGED IN so he/she can LIVE at ALL when there is a PERFECTLY WONDERFUL AND *BETTER* "being" RIGHT in the same biosphere who is NOT plugged in and is CLEAN and has a sweet nature yet THAT BEING is constantly IGNORED and VILIFIED???

EVIDENCE:


Here is a photo I snapped of my comatose counterpart:



(I think they should "pull the plug" - don't you???)





On the OTHER mitt, here am I - the very PICTURE of a strong, HEALTHY specimen:












I rest my case!!