Sunday, December 12, 2010

Guess what!! We have a special GIFT for the 1st three visitors!

Just fill out the questionnaire below and these Smashing BOOT PUMPS, hot off the Paris runway, will be delivered to your home or castle or hut within the next 24 hours.

                                                       SHOE QUESTIONNAIRE 

                                                            Circle your  response


     Do you or do you NOT have feet?               yes           no           

    If you DO - how thick are they?                 1/16th"            

    Length of toes?                                                1"                          


     Color of nails?                                                RED                 


     Achilles heel?                                                 What?                  



 That's all she wrote, bloggeee!  The lucky winners will be announced at midnight on New Year's Eve!  Here's hoping that you will BE one of the          among the   a WINNER!

Look for OTHER exciting prizes for the "early bird" ISLAND visitors!!!  Be the first KID on your plant planet to visit the exotic isle of fulfilled dreams and MORE!!

1 comment:

N said...

Hey, Mr. Smartypants, I am Mayor Spinalzo. That's right! And you're evicted unless you pay off big time starting with the shoes.

Here are the answers: no feet, or strictly speaking, all feet. I am a gastropod. No toes. Width of foot: 1/16 cm. Gastropods don't have tendons, Mr. Pippen, they are mollusks.

OK, lets have the shoes or you are in big trouble.

Mayor Spinalzo

The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!