This will keep that pesky 2 year old out!

See, I stayed up all night to try to figger a way to protect Pip's Ear against certain suburban......interlopers....and, finally, about 4 AM I realized that the best thing to do is the most obvious!  So I stayed up another half hour to rummage in Google Images to find just the right set of PRISON BARS that would do the trick.
HAH!!  I dare that long legged trickster to try to break in again!  I DOUBLE DARE him, in fact.
P.S. I hear via the grapevine that he has a new Nylabone....willl see how long THAT lasts! Hahahahahahahhahaha