What do we have here???

Contrary to what "Nukie Ned" has advised us re: going "outside" to look for cooky thief (!) we opted to peer around our very own kitchen from whence the cookies in question were pilfered.
Lo and behold - what do I see but the above suspicious trio.
HAHAHA - "What happens when Buddha and two parrots walk into a bar...." "What did Buddha say to the parrots? etc"
Yes, droll conversations surface, yet....does amusing repartee  bring Pip any closer to answers, i.e. enlightenment?  We think not (note the slight elevation of discourse with the addition of the "royal we?"
Now, this is an intriguing scenario but what the hell does it mean?
Sigh....maybe I should don my harness and trip around outside???  I heard a distinct quacking sound and "you know you" is quite prone to....peanut butter.....