Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burp.....

I dunno but it seems like there is something funny about this cookie!

I feel all funny inside, like I'm going to upchuck.

Well, now where was I?????

Oh, I remember!

I was mysteriously transported to these really WEIRD woods!

I flew, walked and ran for a long time and then I looked around and I was just standing in these scary, dark woods.

I saw this little spooky house and there was a bowl of water (!) out in front with a dish of oatmeal cookies (!!) and I was SO hungry and thirsty, bloggee, not to mention QUITE puzzled re: the flying bit.....
hmmmmmmm.....

Well, as soon as I have myself a little drink and some cookies, I'm going to lie down under that tree there and think about all this but right now I'm going to sneak up to that bowl....
be back in a minute - don't go anywhere, blogee dear.....
Hey, I MEAN it - don't go ANYWHERE - I may need your help!

(I forgot to post this last week when it happened....)

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Sorry for the delay but something happened to me today that was just, well, beyond the pale.
There I was in the breakfast room, waiting for (DUH!) my BREAKFAST and GUESS WHAT??

Someone (aka "her") TRIED to give me my biscotti but it had NOT been dipped in Starbucks coffee the way I INSIST!

Can you believe it? How am I supposed to choke down a dry ole hunk of crusty biscotti without a "dunk?"

Incredible!!! I sulked on my cushion for an hour afterwards.

Now back to the story at hand.....I'm lost in the spooky WITCH Cottage woods.......

YEE-IKES! I woke up and LOOK at what I saw!

I had to run for my puppy hide! Out the door (even though it was closed?) over the fence (I never JUMPED THAT high before.....hmmmmmm......what's going on here?)
Then (this is getting weird!) I, like, FLEW over the Rosenschweig's soccer field next door and then (HUH???) up OVER the roof of their building (!!!) OVER the Inner Drive and then, well, (gulp!) I was, like, in the WOODS or something!!

THEN, I walked and ran and FLEW and all and THEN I saw this HOUSE - so I went up to get a closer look.
I'm SCARED, old bloggee, what should I do?? You tell!

Should I try to go up and say" HI!" - what am I DOING here, anyway?!

Hmm

Beady eyes, orange nose, tiny ears. A cat that's lost it's carrier. We know where to put it. Not at Hogwarts, that's for sure.

Animal control.

I'm running in Lincoln Park - wanna try and stop me?

BTW, whose the sleepy time dude up there in the corner - he looks like a tasty morsel.......
Maybe when I come back from my jog I'll pay him a little visit......