The Birthday Continued

I'm just now recovering from all the excitement. Here is a list of presents with appropriate illustrations and commentary.

The Green Parrot: This guy is very suitable for throwing around and shaking by the neck. He makes two distinct squawking sounds. Very irritating to people and hence a real winner!

The Square Lamb: A nice squeaker and a good solid mouthful for chewing if you are bored. Sweet!

The Really Fat Guy: We don't know what to make of this guy and frankly he is a little scary. Somehow the other day he managed to make it up to my meditation cushion. I was coming around the corner at high speed when I spotted him. I was taken aback, let me tell you. Anyone would have been scared.

He keeps turning up in odd places, on sofas, in chairs. He gives me the creeps. We suspect he is related in some way to the Fat Man (see sidebar). Perhaps his father or uncle or maybe a mutant version.

I have asked my brain trust to undertake DNA analysis and to keep him under observation. There is a story here and I mean to get to the bottom of it.

The Birthday Party

Am I a lucky puppy or what? Lets just say we had our best birthday ever. Can you believe it? Three years old. Wow!

We started out with edamame. Yum!

Then we had our usual dinner, followed by the birthday song with candle and my own portion of creme brulee. Cool!

And then the presents!!! Well, it's too much. I'll have to postpone that discussion until later.

Master Pip

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

from "Pip"

WHOA WHOA WHOA - guess what???

Its my birthday! I'm THREE!

YAY me!

I went from a scrawny little sickly nervous puppy who was scared of EVERYTHING and used to just sit and shake to the charming, brimming with VITALITY and VIGOR chap that you see before you today!

I will be available for gifts, presents, tributes, PARTIES, compliments, accolades, congratulations, kudos, and good wishes from noon til midnight on November, 24.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIP!! AND MANY MORE!

(*Pssssst - keep yer trap SHUT but I got a little PRESENT for the BIRTHDAY BOY when he comes out of his hidey hole!)

hahahhahahahahhaha

Bee Bee Zinger, my new BFF I met on Mugbook

wrote on my "fire hydrant" today and said he is going to come to my aid to help me get out from under the stairs!

Its a good thing that I dragged my notebook 'puter in with me so I could communicate with him!

Hurry, Bee Bee, Its getting HOT in here and I'm HUNGRY!!

Pip

Hmmmmm......is THAT that little creepy Pipsqueak???

I think I see a small furry white paw sticking out under the stairs!

Yes it is one!!

Let me dash down there and take up a perch outside......

teehhhheee.....



Hahahahhahahaha - (yawn) I can sit here ALL day and wait. When does "Family Feud" come on? Is it dinner time yet??????

Ssssssshhhhhhhh.......

Its me!

(I'm hiding under the stairs...waiting for that INSANE FELINE to GO AWAY!

It keeps p r o w l i n g & p a c i n g back and forth looking for me in every nook an' cranny. hahahhahha - I fooled it by sneaking in here but I'm VERY uncomfortable and need to go to the ......well, you know, the thingee. Plus my back is starting to HURT and I can hardly BREATHE!! (gasp.....gasp....)

I'm going to HAVE to get OUT of here in the next few minutes or I will FREAK OUT!