Busy, busy testing day for poor "Sponge Bob"!

TOWN TATTLER, February 22, 2009. 12:20 PM
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"Another heavy day of testing and examination for Sponge Bob in order to determine what the HECK is wrong with the little zombie-like freak."


REFLEXOLOGY
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Complete anatomical exam scheduled for 2 PM
- ("break a "square," Bob!)


HYPNOSIS
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Eminent hypnotherpist, Sir Lawrence "Larry" Barry, will attempt to hypnotize the patient at 3 Pm in the West Wing of SCMH.
The goal of this all important first session is TOTAL RELAXATION whereby (hopefully) "Bob" will be able to work past his "blockage" and open up regarding what happened to him on that fateful day in the "Cave of Lost Dreams."

P.S.
You will be RELIEVED to hear that Pip is doing much BETTER today after his RIOTOUS behavior yesterday in the Family Waiting Room where he, pretty much, tore the place up and scared the sh*t out of everyone there.
He said he just "lost it" due to worry about his BFF, Bob, and he PROMISES to be a "GOOD BOY" in the future!