TOWN TATTLER, February 3, 2009..........................................................................................................
"According to Judy Shrimp, the Personal Assistant of the Unnamed Mom who had the HUGE COLLECTION of tottlings at the Snail Hts. Memorial Pavillion, says she can't KEEP UP with the THOUSANDS of requests for APPEARANCES for the new mom!"
Reporters and papparazzi ringed the Pavillion day and night since news of the multiple births reached the public and as soon as the whole BROOD gets out of the mega bucks ICU neonatal unit they plan to hit the road and begin raking in the GREEN STUFF.
Even the little ones are getting into "showbiz" and will have to earn their "board and keep" (HAHAHHA) as they have already begun practicing a song and dance routine which they plan to role out at County Fairs this summer while their Unnamed Mom will be on the wining and dining scene with Angie & Brad, Oprah et al.
Way to go Unnamed Mom!"
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