TOWN TATTLER, January 31, 2009
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"Hospital officials reported this morning that a LARGE multiple birth scenario occurred in the middle of the night - much to the SHOCK of malocollogy personnel!"
It seems that the new mom checked in around 10 PM last night claiming to have mobility problems. As she was being examined, the doctor turned his back for a moment and just THEN, 145 tiny baby snails popped up and were grinning at him when he turned around. Staggered by the sight of those smiling little faces, both the dr. and the nurse fainted dead away.
The unidentified mom is doing well as is her teeny tiny brood.
More later!........
(What is going ON at this place??? First "Bigfoot" has NASTY problems here and NOW this FREAK occurance (WHO is going to "foot the bill??)! The TOWN TATTLER vows to get to the bottom of this, mark my words!"
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