Friday, January 2, 2009

BULLETIN: Mayor appoints temporary successor!




"TOWN TATTLER" January 2, 2009
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"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo has (FINALLY) appointed a temporary successor to keep his office "warm" while he is on sabbatical in order to assemble his defense team.

Effective today, a cardboard cutout of the "King" will fill in for the Mayor until such time that he is able to resume his duties or is sent to the federal "pen!"

A joint welcoming cocktail party/simulated press conference/rock concert will be held tonight at the new "Tip Top Tap" lounge to welcome the "King" (Yes, all 6'2" of him!) to the Biosphere/Snail Heights."
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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!