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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

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The most interesting dog in the world.

My ears are insured by Lloyds of London. So is my tail. I am a lover not a fighter, but I have very sharp teeth and I know how to use them. I have sampled forty-six varieties of cheese. They are all pretty good. My nose leather is twenty-four degrees colder than my body temperature. It will freeze chilled yoghurt instantly. There are seventy-five cushions or pillows in this apartment. They are all good. Some are heavier or softer than others. My bark is thirty-eight time worse than my bite. It can cause ear damage if one is not careful. My bite, however, is pretty bad. So watch out. I have sixteen frog toys. Each of them is of a slightly different shade of green. Some make noise and some are silent. I like them all. None of them are pods. They all have names, though none of the names are particularly imaginative. I don't always crunch up ice cubes soaked in liquor, but when I do I prefer Glenlivet. I will, however, accept White Chocolate Martinis as an adequate substitute.

Sponge Bob

My best friend. I love Bob. Many people wonder what makes ole Bob tick. He's definitely an enigma wrapped in a baloney sandwich. HA HA! No, really he's a wild one. Sometimes he shocks even me and I thought I was on to all of his tricks. He's wiley, old Bob is. But that's what I like about him. He keeps me young. Some folks ask me how I met him. All I can say is one day he was just *there.* That sure was a lucky day for me -for both of us. He had a hard life, coming up, I know that, so sometimes I have to cut him a lot of slack, if you know what I mean. Life's been pretty cruel to Bobby.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Got "cabin fever?" "Bored?" "Feeling sluggish?"

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The "Fat Man"

This is the sink we hid under last week.

Pip (me)

The most interesting dog in the world.

Is it possible?

Sponge Bob

My arch enemy

Hi!

I hate summer.

Contributors

Me and him.

Her

Som of my other favorite things:

More things I hate:

Bob's likes and dislikes:

My Blog List

My Blog List

Blog Archive

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