"Fats Slim" stops for a nosh on his way to the capital.

TOWN TATTLER, January 29, 2009
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"Taking advantage of a brief warm spell, "Fats," vice mayor of Snail Hts. took a few minutes off from his hectic trip to the capital to grab a snack and buy a new "dew rag."

Allies sent "Fats" a text message telling him that he'd better HURRY as the impeachment hearings are underway and if he wants to claim the CHAIR of disgraced Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo he better get back in his car and DRIVE!!."