TOWN TATTLER, January 26, 2009.
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Biosphere Project, Snail Heights, Snail City BULLETIN!
"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo is on his way to New York city today - going as fast as his snaily slime can get him there.
Scheduled for a 9 PM (CST) Larry King Show tonight wherein he HOPES to be able to make his case to the NATION and explain why his so-called "impeachment/kangaroo court" going on this afternoon in the Snail Hts Legislature is a SHAM and he is NOT GUILTY of the embezzlement charges involving the contracts for the MEGA bucks super luxe gated community, "Heaven's Glen" (scheduled for occupancy this summer!! )
So far he has only gotten as far as Irving Park Rd so he has a LONG way to go!
He was going to bring "Mrs. S" along with him to jack up the sympathy quotient but she said "BLEEP YOU!!!" to his request so I guess we won't be seeing "her nibs" tonight.
"Go get'em Mayor, you can DO IT - YES YOU CAN!" yelled out the tiny, white, super furry Maltillion who stationed himself standing along the route, acting as the Mayor's body guard (!!) and motivational speaker.
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