The Mayor's Executive Jet back in Snail Hts!

TOWN TATTLER, January 28, 2009.
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"Finally able to connect up with his LUXURY EXECUTIVE JET, Mayor Spinaltzzzo managed to arrive in NYC yesterday just in time to make all of his his many TV appearances.

Appearing exhausted, he and his entourage of one sleeping Maltillion, flew back home last night where they quickly deplaned and 'were picked up by a huge stretch limo.



Unfortunately (!!) a large crowd of onlookers, various snoopy neighbors, reporters and such were waiting for him and spoiled the Mayor's homecoming. The throng waited all day in front of the Mayor's Mansion and when his limo pulled into the Executive Driveway, it was pelted with and eggs and rotten fruit. The crowd began to chant "RESIGN! RESIGN" and to hurl invective at both the Mayor and "Pip", his loyal though somewhat self-absorbed spokes representative.


A few minutes later someone slipped the above sign on the Mansion's front door. Upon reading it the crowd quickly dissembled, pushing and shoving one another as they fled into the night."



What next? This is really getting ugly! Be sure to tune in tomorrow and see where all this craziness is leading!