TOWN TAT'LER, January 17, 2009" The "Divine Messenger" and his family of little "semi-divine messengers" have boarded their heavenly balloon and are, slowly and surely, making their way towards Snail City for his enthronement on Tuesday!"
Snails from all over the Biosphere are hastening (!) towards the capital for the exciting ceremony which will be broadcast to all parts of the Project . "Heavenly Glen," the controversial mega bucks, "cradle to cremation" community is planning 'round the clock celebrations and parties.
The culmination will be a "Masked Ball" to be held at midnight (either Monday night or Tuesday morning - take your pick.) You will be able to check out the latest model homes and layouts while sliming the night away to the music of "Frank Snailatra (!)"
(Be there or be square!)
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