Saturday, January 1, 2011

Do I See the Hand of Mayor Spinalzo


in this plot. I mean, who else could be responsible? THE BOGGLER??? Him too.

They are all against me, dear reader. It had always been our plan to return Snailandia to the snails, to allow the land to lie fallow, a permanent playground dedicated to those little critters whose only desire was to wander its fertile wastes, munching on leaves and detritus, protected from the wicked predations of the outside world, under my gentle but firm guidance.

Alas, all is ruined. This utopia was not to be.

By the way, above is a picture captured minutes ago of the wicked Spinalzo fleeing once again. Our apologies for its grainy texture. This guy is fast even by snail standards and our correspondents were in a big hurry.

Don't think you can escape the clutches of justice again, Spinalzo. We will track you to the ends of the Earth!!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!