Hmmmmm.... well, at least I'm on the right side of the ship now!

 

I  wonder who this nice couple is?  Maybe they will feed me as I'm starving!  Do you think they have any edamame in their pocketbook?  I just heard her say they don't know where I came from but they are going to take me home to Alexander.   (?)  as he would "enjoy" me.  WTF?

I don't want to say anything but....

she is WAY behind in her "Osho's" so she can't figure out how to get me out of the sinking ship!!

Help .....from the briney deep

Hmmmm.....I've been called in on a special emergency case....rescuing a dog on a sinking ship!

But am I up to the job???

Its been a long time since I handled a touchy assignment.  It could go either way - I bring the kid up or we both wind up in briney deep.
Hmmmmm....first I have to find out if its REALITY or just the dude trippin' on some crazy jellyroll....if you know what I mean....and I think you do!

signed,    "Oshite" (feline son of Osho)

P.S Of course, even you knows what this means...who  I'm going to have to call in on the job - for the LAST time I swear - I doubt if even I will be able to control him again, recalling our last expeience together - "Terror in the Quaint Vermont B & B!" (!!!:)

............... The CLAWS of DOOM!!

Help!!!

What the hell was in that shot???!!!

I'm on this thing.  Get me off.

NOW!!!!!!!

Cricklewood alert......bat signal!

Dear Juju, you must be psychic as all night long I dreamed that I was transported to a strange, spooky place. It was all hazy and like I was in the middle of a big cloud that was carrying me around.  We wound up in a house up a hilltop where I could look out and see the sky but it was all strange with weird things floating by.   A fish in a bowl winked at me  and an old lady was sitting on a banana reading a book then I saw this guy

But then these people burst into my room -they told me what was really going on!

This Was No Accident

Cricklewood
29 July 2014

To Pip of Pip's Ear:

Watch out, kiddo, that "break-in" was no accident.  They want your blood.  It's all a nefarious plot.  Don't say I did not warn you.  The one who was holding you, the "vet,"wrote it all down in a secret code.  It's on the counter.  They plan to slip you a mickey and take you to another "vet.'  I found his picture on the Internet.  They talked about "Jewel", right?  Get it?  Or do I have to spell it out for you?

This is his office:

Keep your eyes peeled.  Keep your ears wide open.

Take good care of yourself.
Don't eat treats.  Oh no!
You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum.
Stay away from...

Sorry about that.  More later.

Your sister,

Jujube

P.S.  You look nice in that snapshot.  Who is your groomer?

Someone broke into my house and grabbed me today. Not good!

Even though she tried to ply me with treats I refused to give her any of my blood. No way! What is she - a vampire?  In the middle of the day?  Out of her coffin?  Unheard of!

They say she is a "vet" but I "vet" she is just an ordinary blood sucker!

Enormous mystery box delivered!

First of all they got a BIG box from Amazon today.   I was watching when they unloaded it...blew my mind!  

First they pulled out a huge pallet of doggy "goofballs"  - enough to float a submarine to outer orbit!  Each pill the size of a football!

Then my non-bio "dad" whips out a certified strait jacket - for ME!!

Look this girl has one for her poor wretch of a doggy!

Horrors!Animal Abuse!

Osho was powerful today

Very powerful!!

He said that Pip has to focus on himself - even more than he already does.  That means some powerful focusing.  I hope I'm up to it.  The topic was Love and Relationships.  The advice he gave us was to:

 1.) Go off by ourselves to our private place and just think about ourselves for 10 minutes.  About what we want from life and stuff.  Then we are supposed to pick a partner and sit facing them for 10 minutes.  Then we should hold hands or in my case paws for 10 minutes and look into each other's eyes.  Then begin to sway our hands (paws) together and for the last 10 minutes stand up and sway together.
Hmmmm......sounds weird.  Well, I have to find a partner so what 4 legger do I know?  The spaniels, "Murphy and Killian", are in our old building.  The one that we hate.  Then there is "Reggie," my aunt Suzie's boy.   He is a pistol!  I've heard things that he does that are awe inspiring.  He even has a portrait over the fireplace.  Wow - the stuff legends are made of....

 Only thing is he's not here!  Aunt Susie is supposed to come over to visit me soon - I wonder if she will bring ole Reggie with her?

Hmmmm....Who else is there to practice with?    Well,  there are those two I have to meet to "socialize" me - Hmmmph!!  I'm plenty SOCIAL!!  Besides they are bigger than me and not very SOCIAL if you ask me!!  Still to do my "Osho" I have to find a partner......

I wonder if SHE is available for some holding and swaying??  She seems ok for a girl, I guess.  As long as she doesn't try any funny stuff....

You know what HE will, probably, be hanging around of course.  UGH!!  Of course, that's a pretty cool duck he's got in his choppers there.....hmmm....maybe we could trade ducks......

Well, worse comes to worse - there's always HER....I wonder what Mr. Osho would think about cross species swaying???

More cognitating!!  I wonder what will be on the docket tomorrow....

He's Back

That's right.  "Fat Sparrow" is back.  I'm telling you that you cannot rely on anyone these days when it comes to pest control.  A month of freedom and then this.  What to do?

Well, at least I had a nice walk with Q and Z.  Hey, these guys are slow walkers though.  When we walk, we walk.  I mean, we move.  Double time.  We do not let the grass grow under our feet.

Whoa - wait just a minute! I hear that Z and Q have their own CAT!

I know that all cats don't look like THIS one but you never know....

I better be extra careful in case "you know who" shows up on one of these so called "walkees."  

Hmmmmmm......Pip is getting more and more AWARE  about what is going on around here...is Pip or his human dad in danger?  

Day One - Pip follows "Osho": "Be AWARE."

My human mom has started taking the above online free class (you can get the link and start, too!  Dear Blogger follower)

On Day 1 she is told to be AWARE of everything around her and all her activities such as walking, eating, etc.  Don't do anything the old "non aware" way, mechanical, sleep walking way  but be  "AWARE" of what you are doing so I'm going to try, too, after hearing Osho's talk on the computer this morning.

How do my paws feel on the wood floor?  How does my food feel in my mouth? What does it feel like when I go on a walkee with my new acquaintances Zoey, Quincey and their human dad, Allen and, sometimes, their human mommy, Arlene?

First it felt bad.  I was scared and afraid of all those strangers.  I wanted them to GO AWAY - NO TRESPASSING on my building grass - go BYE BYE!!!

Then we kind of touched noses and barked and ran away and felt GOOD to be away from them - just me and my human dad, Tom!!  I *heart* him in a big way!!

 That was the first day we met them on a walkee. (I wished I had their photo...hint hint)   Now I've seem them a few times and its still pretty scary but I don't THINK I want to SHOOT them anymore....at least I DON'T think I want to kill them....but I'm not sure, frankly, the "jury is still out" as they say.

Dilemma:  .What would "Osho" recommend ...let me cognitate and I'll get back to you later....  Pip