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Love Hurts
After viewing this video, investigators in the famed Snail Heights Bigfoot drowning case that was broken in these columns some time ago have reopened inquiries. Numerous witnesses have testified that Bigfoot and Mayor Spinaltzo were seen engaged in puzzling and intimate public behavior on several nights leading up to the grisly discovery of Bigfoot’s corpse some months ago.
Could this video provide the missing clue? And what about these mysterious “love darts”? Snail Heights residents are sorely perplexed by the latest shocking developments. The Mayor has been seen at various times in a state of evident depression lurking in the highlands above the village.
Attempts by the authorities to raise him from his torpor have proved unsuccessful. A spokesperson for the Mayor, known only has Pip, told the press, on deep background, that Spinaltzo was in “hibernation” and could not be roused to comment on the affair.
Love Hurts
After viewing this video, investigators in the famed Snail Heights Bigfoot drowning case that was broken in these columns some time ago have reopened inquiries. Numerous witnesses have testified that Bigfoot and Mayor Spinaltzo were seen engaged in puzzling and intimate public behavior on several nights leading up to the grisly discovery of Bigfoot’s corpse some months ago.
Could this video provide the missing clue? And what about these mysterious “love darts”? Snail Heights residents are sorely perplexed by the latest shocking developments. The Mayor has been seen at various times in a state of evident depression lurking in the highlands above the village.
Attempts by the authorities to raise him from his torpor have proved unsuccessful. A spokesperson for the Mayor, known only has Pip, told the press, on deep background, that Spinaltzo was in “hibernation” and could not be roused to comment on the affair.
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