Yow -one last querie!

Most illustrious Pip of Pip's Ear, master of the inner eight-ball, you are my hero.

I have one question. When is it OK to bite guests that my human companions invite over? They feed me cheese and treats, but, after a while, it is enough already and you want to take a nap or something and then they get up to go to the bathroom and you just feel an incredible urge to bark at them and bite their ankles.

Can you get in trouble for this?

Worried and Tired