1.) Don't let them know you are feeling a LOT better so they keep babying you.B.) Don't gobble your food down like its your last meal but, instead, just sniff at it and sigh. Wait til they walk away and THEN scarf it down.
4.) As far as taking a pill....that's when the FUN begins.
Play dumb (like a fox) "Wazzz that?" Then when they try to open your little pie hole either snap your teeth together with great speed or let them shove the damn thing down your throat and then pretend you are choking to death and they jammed it down your windpipe!
hhhahahahhahaha. Watch them go nuts with that one! Make them feel really guilty (look wounded and hurt!!) so they go and give you a nice warm bowl of milk to soothe your throat.
Before you start to slurp the milk - spit the pill out that you have been hiding in your cheek - spit it way under the fridge. They NEVER clean under there!
V.) Repeat until you are bored.
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