We are somewhat puzzled and troubled by your recent query. You must improve your grammar, spelling, and syntax in order to get the sort of attention you crave.
We do not know anyone named Nelp. If we did, we are not certain that we would advise him/her to comply with your request.
I have taken the liberty of sending a trusted retainer, Mr. W. ER. E. Wolf, who possesses our complete confidence. Trust him as you would trust me. Do not resist his entreaties. He has your best interests at heart.
His picture is appended above, so that you will be in no doubt as to his identity.
Master Pip
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