Oh, dear Mr Pippi,
We have long been ADMIRERS of yourself and 'were wondering if you could CONFIDENTIALLY share a personal grooming secret with us??
We are a group of charming girls but we have one problem - our HAIR!!
It is just SO BAD, it won't curl where we want it to, it lays down flat on our heads, it is both greasy AND dried out.
We are at our WITS END and your flowing locks are sooooooo beautiful and well, are just so WELL BEHAVED. For example your PART - it is perfectly EVEN and the hairs stay on either side of it - just as they should!
Oh, what is your SECRET, MISTER PIPPIKINS???? Is it the shampoo, the conditioner, the hair spray, gel, mist, DIPPITY DOO????
While we're at it - you know just chatting like a BUNCH of girls do......is it true that you often get things STUCK in your hair/fur?
We have this problem, too...leaves, twigs, paper towels, donuts, cassette tapes, Rules of the Road, OEM dictionaries, harvest mice, apples, french fries, - you know - typical stuff. What technique do you use to PLUCK them out??
Danke dank!!
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